Michael Douglas: Erotic Everyman
illustration by Vanessa McKee
When Michael Douglas was diagnosed with throat cancer in 2010, he suggested it was caused by the fact that, throughout his life, he had performed too much oral sex. “Cunnilingus is also the best cure for it,” he continued. “It giveth, and it taketh.”
The world’s strangest (and most scientifically slippery) humblebrag is unsurprising coming from a man who made his name navigating sexual quagmires—dominating the mainstream erotic thriller genre with…